Monday, September 20, 2010

Internet

  Something must be wrong with my internet.. Or with my computer.. I continue trying to research whatever this guy is.. I have been getting more sleep lately, but I continue to see him, but Eavyn seems to not be able to see him, even when he is right there in the window. Actually, he is there right now.. this is the first time I have seen him out in broad daylight, but there he is, at the window to my right. He is not doing anything, however. He just stands there, staring at me. I am sure that if he can read, he can see me typing and telling him to FUCK OFF.

  But anyways, to the internet and computer problems.. While Googling information about creatures that look like tall, faceless men, I came across some pages describing what is called The Slender Man. However, I cannot look at these pages properly enough to know what The Slender Man is. Either the internet suddenly goes out, thus not allowing me to view the page, the page becomes corrupted, or the page becomes translated into a different language, not even turning back to English when I run it through a Translator.. Either way, I seem to be unable to view any information about this Slender Man.. Perhaps this thing really is the Slender Man and is somehow keeping me from finding out any information about him.. Perhaps he knows that I could find out how to get rid of him. I am possibly the smartest human within miles of here, after all.

  He is gone.. he must have gotten bored and wandered off. Poor thing, perhaps I will invite him in for tea next time. Hahaha..

8 comments:

  1. maybe you have malware! try malwarebytes.

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  2. Malware is possible.. I will try it.

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  3. Well, all considered, I would like to vote for opening the window and yelling at whoever it is. If they dont respond to it, then I'm fairly sure itd be legally okay to stab at him. Tresspassing and all that.

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  4. @anonymo Sadly it is not. There have been some cases were the robber has sued the robie for being shot or something like that and they sometimes win... but I'm sure stabbing s faceless dude called the slenderman is OK if no one sees him, as long as he doesn't tentacle rape you or something. >.<

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  5. I've heard about this creep before. Apparently he's knife proof.. and baseball bat... and car proof.

    How many lives can this guy have?

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  6. uuuNtIl tHe dAy d1eS hEee KnOOOOOws And oObS3RvesSSSSsS

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  7. yay i love proxies ^ dealin with these priks myself

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  8. If you're the smartest person around, Than I feel incredibly terrible for whatever is in your area that has caused such mass mental retardation.

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